"It is scientifically proven
that the best cure for hangover is sex.
Sex is an antidepressant, painkiller, and an excellent way to workout."
Bárbara?
I dropped the kids off at the party!
Guess what I'm going to do now?
I'm going to fuck you like never before, so get ready.
Honey?
I have a surprise for you in my pants,
do you want to see it, or shall I give it to you...?
Carmen!
Sorry, Carmen. I was expecting to see my wife...
You rascal!
You should be ashamed, Mr. Cuevas!
- You are unbelievable. - Stop smiling!
You've been a bad boy.
And do you know what happens to bad boys?
They are spanked.
Spank me then.
Go to your room, right now.
- Spank me hard. - Go upstairs.
- Spank me! - Okay, then!
- Spank me. - Come on.
But first...
- I want to fuck you. - No way!
- Let's do a porn video. - Of course not!
The kids could watch it. Go to your room.
- Then... - Go!
HI! I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I NEED TO SEE YOU.
How was your night out with your friends?
It was cool.
- But I'm exhausted. - Where did you go?
To a bar.
What's gotten into you?
When are you going to stop lying to me?
Two tickets to OV7 concert.
What? I went to the concert.
I didn't tell you because you hate them,
and then you think I'm too old because I like 90s music. That's it.
You are so right about that.
Can you share your photos with me so I can post them?
You're not going to send them to me?
Why not? If there's nothing to hide. Or is there?
Okay. Adriana went with me.
She's an old friend of mine,
and we were huge OV7 fans since school.
I'm not fucking her, okay?
And we are in an open relationship.
Right, we are in an open relationship.
But we agreed not to lie to each other.
And you...
just lied to me.
All because you went to a concert with your school crush.
THE GAME OF KEYS
GABY, I...
- Dad? - What?
GABY, YOU ARE SPECIAL
Your eggs are getting burnt.
- What? - Your eggs!
Okay, okay.
Okay, guys. Listen up. I need to tell you something.
We're going out of town. We need to reset.
We're going to Vallarta on vacation.
Right. But we're leaving now.
We pack our things and get going.
Now?
Dad, Mom's acting weird again. Tell her something.
No, she's right, Mica.
I think it's a great idea. It's cool.
But I have plans.
What kind of plans, honey?
You can play video games every day.
Come on, Mica. Your mom is right.
Hand me the salt.
- We'll have fun! - You two go.
I can stay here, taking care of the house.
Don't even think about it.
No way.
- I want to stay. I've got things to do. - PLEASE, DON'T IGNORE ME.
- ARE YOU MAD? - Mica, you can do them next week.
Can I get some milk for you?
- You? - In my coffee, please.
Mica, we are leaving, okay?
And we'll get the world off our backs.
Please, hand me your cell phones.
No, wait.
- I need to send some messages. - Me too. I'll hand it over later.
Don't you realize phones are tearing families apart?
You're online all day with your friends.
And you're always watching the screen
in case something comes up at the office.
Don't exaggerate. I'm not watching it all day.
Even when we make love, you're on your cell phone.
- Adriana! - She's said worse, I'm used to it.
Fine. You can mock me all you want.
But one day you'll realize
that I've done the best I can to keep this family together.
If it's so important to you, okay.
Come on.
Come on. Do it.
I'VE JUST SEEN "INDECENT PROPOSAL" AND YOU CAME TO MIND, DEMI.
- Hi, baby. - Hello.
- How is my beautiful wife? - I'm fine.
- Your juice is ready. - What are the plans for today?
- I don't know. - I want to pamper you.
I'd love to spend the whole day spoiling you.
- What do we do? - Let me think.
I don't know. You tell me.
What do you say...
if we go upstairs, I set the jacuzzi, light some candles...
and we start making my mini me?
Listen, I'll tell you what.
What?
I think we might consider Siena's party as our last time...
in The Game of Keys before we start "the baby project."
It's a great idea.
- Really? - Yes.
- It'll be our last game. Right? - I think so.
Okay. So, what do you think about going to the movies?
Great. And I can buy some things our Chata needs.
Speak louder, I can't hear you.
Leo has been a bad boy!
And what happens to bad boys?
They must suffer the consequences.
Have you learned your lesson today?
- I have, madam. - Very good.
Now, count for me!
One...
Two...
Three...
Jesus Christ! This is outrageous!
We can explain, Carmen.
I have no choice but to report you for misconduct.
- No, please. - There's an explanation.
Unless there's another way to deal with this.
On your knees!
Now!
Mom?
Can I use my phone for a moment? I'll give it back to you right away.
I need to send an e-mail to the office, too.
No. Guys, we agreed to stay away from our phones.
You'll thank me later.
Why don't we sing? Let's do that!
Honey, remember the song we used to sing when Mica was a baby?
Which one? I don't know...
"Itsy Bitsy Spider", maybe?
No, that typical one. The one they used to sing to us too.
Something about some elephants, remember?
♪ One elephant was swinging ♪
♪ Over the spider's web ♪
♪ It was so much fun, How could he resist... ♪
- Sing with me, everybody! - Okay, fine.
♪ Two elephants were swinging ♪
♪ Over the spider's web ♪
- ♪ How could they resist ♪ - Come on, Mica. Sing with us!
♪ They went To call another elephant ♪
♪ Three elephants were swinging ♪
♪ Over the spider's web... ♪
I've said I'm sorry a thousand times.
There's nothing going on between me and Adriana.
I'm tired of hearing the same thing over and over again.
The real problem wasn't Adriana.
But you lied to me, Sergio.
I know. But I've apologized. What else do I have to do?
- Do you want my trust back? - I do.
- OK. Come with me. - Where are we going?
Come on, let's go.
500 pesos?
I have 20, and a holy card.
You need a lesson on how to create a safe workplace.
Please, teach us. We've been disrespectful.
- Yes, we've been very bad. - Or maybe...
you need a lesson on the importance of discipline in raising children.
- Yes, we need that. - Yes.
Teach us.
And after that, we can move on to more formal subjects.
I love History.
One of my favorite subjects is the conquest of the New World.
Are you ready for your lesson?
Who wants to go first?
- You? - Me?
Yes.
Get down.
This bottle includes a slow-flowing nipple...
- Look. - I don't like that.
It must be very uncomfortable and it's not manly.
- Don't be sexist. - I'm not.
I think it's amazing a man can bond with his baby like this.
You will be very comfortable in a bra.
In a bra. Okay...
Hello. May I help you?
Yes, we would like to try this breastfeeding bra for men.
"Milk Man"? They're selling like hot cakes this year.
- See? - I'll see if they're still in stock.
- No. - Yes, please.
- So? - Yes.
Okay. What size?
- Medium? Small! - Medium is fine.
Okay. I'll be right back.
Medium...
With all the money it costs, I'm sure it does the trick.
Daniel!
- Are you working here or what? - No, no.
- Hi there! - Hello.
I'm María, Daniel's wife.
Honey, this is Valentín.
Hi.
I'm Gaby, Valentín's wife.
- Introduce me to your friends. - Sure.
This is Daniel, Gaby. And his wife María.
- How do you know each other? - From the club.
What club...?
- Tennis. - Golf.
We used to play golf.
But you don't play golf.
I tried the other day in the club. Daniel was there too.
- I showed him the facilities. - It's so nice.
It's amazing. Haven't you been there?
Let's have lunch there. They can meet the managers.
Good idea! Let's go.
Look what I've found.
Hi. Excuse me.
Can you help me? It's "Milk Man".
- Show your friends. - Do you come together?
- Is that "The Milk Man"? - Right. Have you heard about it?
May I? It's amazing.
Feel it. It's a hyper-realistic texture.
Look at the hole where the milk comes out.
You know what's the first thing I want to do?
- What? - Climb the mountain.
I've heard that at a good pace
you can reach the top in about 3 hours.
- What? - Yes.
We must do it at least once in our lives. Nothing's going to happen.
It's an amazing experience. And we'll be okay.
I don't know if you knew, but I was a girl scout.
So, everything is under control. I won first place in survival.
Are you sure, honey?
- Are you scared? - No. I'm super cool.
I'm ready for the action.
You're the master here. I'll follow your lead.
Okay. This is about trust.
You trust me and I trust you. We are a team.
A team, right.
- It's going to be a cool experience. - You bet.
I know.
Come on, guys! Come on!
We can do it! We're almost there, okay?
- Come on, guys! - I miss the smog, I can't breathe.
I need to find a spot to pee. I'll be right back.
And if we get lost?
You're not going to get lost. You simply have to go straight ahead.
I'll be right back.
I think I'm going to be sick.
What's wrong with Mom? She's been so weird lately.
This is the perfect spot.
On your feet!
Siena, please.
Help me.
- Sorry. I can't help you. - Please! Grow up!
I said I was sorry a thousand times.
Are you going to lie to me again?
No, I promise. I'll never lie to you again.
Take me down!
Siena, please!
- Enough, please! - Shall I bring you down?
Fuck you!
Come on, we're almost there.
- I can't. - Yes, you can.
Sure you can, honey. We're almost there.
Oh, look.
We made it!
You are nuts, Dad.
Be careful!
We must admit that it's a great view.
Yes. Mom was right.
Hey, Dad?
Where is Mom?
Óscar!
Help!
I'M GOING CRAZY, TEXT ME BACK.
NO SIGNAL
Óscar!
How are you feeling?
I heard your knee crack while you were falling, old man.
Leave me alone. I got hurt.
You need to recover for my party.
I know. Torturing me made you feel better?
Much better!
- I'm glad you're enjoying it. - Come on!
- Adriana! - Mom!
- Mom! Where are you? - Fuck!
- Maybe something happened to her. - No, she's fine.
- Is she? - Honey, relax. Everything is fine.
Mom!
Adri!
Adriana!
Mom! Where are you?
She should be around here.
Adri!
Dad?
It's Mom's cell.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
Stay right there.
Adri!
Adri! Hey!
Are you okay? What happened?
- Mom! - Are you hurt?
We thought you were swallowed by a wild animal.
Relax. Everything is fine.
Jesus Christ, Óscar!
It's not going to be all right.
We're fucked, and you are the only one who hasn't noticed.
I don't understand, Adriana. We've found you.
I know where the path is. We can head back.
Something happened or what?
Why did you leave me here in the middle of the woods?
We didn't leave you. You said you'd join us.
I could've died, you know?
Mom! You said you knew the way back.
Hold her.
It's okay, honey.
My sweetheart.
Relax. Everything is fine.
With all that sex I forgot to tell you.
We've got a new client.
She's willing to pay us a great deal of money for planning her wedding.
With that money you and I can go
to India for the tantric sex training.
- It sounds nice. - It does.
We're planning a Vegas-style wedding for her.
Casino style, and some exotic dancers.
Fireworks.
It'll be the best wedding in the country.
I think it's stupid to spend all that money on a wedding.
I don't think it's stupid, I find it romantic.
And that's my job.
Don't get upset, honey.
I just don't understand why people can spend all that money
on a wedding.
Who would do that?
Aurelia Ortiz-Villalobos.
Is she related to Fernando Ortiz-Villalobos?
She is his daughter.
You can't plan that wedding, Bárbara. That guy is the biggest crook.
Remember Loma Linda's real estate affair?
Look! It's just a wedding.
Banning my clients depending
on what their parents do for a living,
or their political views,
would leave me without clients.
But you'd have honor.
You're working for a criminal.
Why don't you say it?
Tell it to my face.
Say it!
Say you have no respect for me or my job.
I think it's frivolous.
I hate weddings and unnecessary expenses,
but I've always tolerated it, Bárbara.
You tolerate my job?
Well, thank you.
You're a fucking spoiled boy.
And you've also tolerated that I take care of bills?
Because your income...
I might not make enough money, but my job has a social purpose.
Really? A social purpose?
A social duty would be to pay the mortgage,
property taxes, tuition fees...
At what expense?
I won't support you on this. This wedding sucks big time.
Your wedding makes me sick.
You make me sick.
What sucks here is you.
When Dad climbed a tree looking for you,
I thought he would die...
and I would be left orphaned and alone in the woods.
You wish!
But we were crying desperately for her.
I don't know why I got lost.
I wasn't that far away from you guys,
and all of a sudden all the trees looked the same to me.
I don't know what happened, or how I got disoriented.
Oh, God.
Cheers to this fun day.
- Cheers. - To you, because we didn't lose you.
The good news is she won first place in survival.
- Can you imagine? - I swear I won it.
- Oh, my God. - Unbelievable.
Otherwise I don't know what you would've done.
Neither do I.
You're crazy, Mom.
But I love you.
It was worth getting lost just to hear that.
Shall we dance?
- You're dancing this? - You hate dancing to this.
Come on, dance with me.
What shall I do with your "Milk Man"?
Try it yourself.
I'll take the dog for a walk.
Honey?
I'll wait for you for dinner.
- We'll be back in ten minutes. - Okay.
ÓSCAR, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'VE BEEN OFFLINE ALL DAY.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? I HATE GOLF.
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU,
I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY IF YOU DON'T TEXT ME BACK...
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.
I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY IF YOU DON'T TEXT ME BACK...